Awkward dating quotes

24 Dec

In fact, it’s my go-to Halloween film because IMHO there are SO MANY GREAT LINES. From Bette Midler’s AH-MAZING performance of “I Put a Spell on You” to Dani’s (aka Thora Birch’s) on-point snark, So, I thought, what would happen if you could only message guys using the fabulous quotes from this beloved Halloween classic?

Specifically, how quickly would millennial guys even figure out where the quotes came from? Bonus points to this dude who sent me a gif of Kobe Bryant saying “WHAT?

Why they become, not just entertainment, but myth: Something you use to explain yourself to yourself, or to explain the world. Who, the lady Companion insists that the Doctor will save them, and every time, the people are all “BUT PERHAPS THIS TIME HE WON’T AND WE ARE SCREWED THOUGH,” and every time, the music swells and the Doctor comes and he saves as many people as he can. Because that’s the story you need: There is someone out there, someone good and wise and kind, and he will always come to save you. Some will argue that January Jones is a terrible actress, and to them I submit: The scenes in the child psychiatrist’s office.

This real, live, bitchy, funny, charming, smart, obstinate/contumacious/disobedient, gender-inappropriate, charismatic, determined person, who somehow managed to happen, a really long time ago. But I believe that we’re human beings, and that the range of human possibility includes Joan of Arc.”At a certain point, you have to ask yourself why certain stories are so important to you. It was the scenes with the child psychiatrist that did it for me.

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To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! " - "Apes don't read philosophy." - "Yes they do, Otto.

Take this down: 'I want rustlers, cut-throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nit-wits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bush-whackers, horn-swagglers, horse-thieves, bull-dykes, train-robbers, bank-robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists! " - "No, now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time." "I went to New York University, and, uhm, I was thrown out of NYU my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final.

" - "I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the West. " Blazing Saddles (1974) Play clip (excerpt): - "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." - "Is there someone else up there we could talk to? " National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) - "Disturbing the peace." - "Disturbin' the peace? What's the f--kin' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? This is bulls--t." Beverly Hills Cop (1984)"Excuse me, sir.

" - "I'm doing a sociological study on perversion - up to advanced child molesting." - "Taggart." - "Yes, sir." - "I've decided to launch an attack that will reduce Rock Ridge to ashes." - "What do you want me to do, sir?

Anyway, I've decided that tomorrow when the time is right, I'm gonna ask you to marry me. You've made me very happy."- "Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur." - "Gentlemen, welcome aboard." - "Captain, your navigator, Mr. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn." - "So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn." - "Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn." Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)"I think you're all f--ked in the head.