Stoner dating tips

17 Jan

But more specifically, what happens when our worlds collide, and non-stoners try to engage in weed-related activity with us.

Since these people are practically a new species of virgins, they all tend to have the same exact clueless commentary.

Obviously there are (very few) times in life when being even a trace of high is not good, such as a court hearing for that little oopsy DUI from freshman year or a one-on-one lunch with your AA sponsor.

So if such activities are on your horizon, I guess I can understand holding off on the greens.

Hello stoner community, we hope your highs are settling in nicely today.

For weeks now we've explored various parts of our own culture, but now we're going to devote a post to those who live outside our cloud of smoke.

Here is our chance to say to them what we would never say in person because that'd be like reallll awkward, and also they'd probably refuse to get high with us after..else they'll just inevitably claim we only said these things because we were high...fucking rookies.

- Just because we’re stoners doesn't mean we're idiots.

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They function similar to other dating sites, but with users that love weed and want to share it with a special someone.

According to Slater from “Dazed and Confused,” one of the most beloved stoner movies, “Behind every good man, there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man.

And every day George would come home, and she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man.

It shows the user’s photo, name, distance from you, and their preferences.

Each user has three areas where they can share their current needs: This is all pretty useful data for finding people to sesh with, but doesn’t give me much to go on in terms of how they’d work out as a partner.